instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
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i can never reblog this enough.
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
TV MEME → [5/8] Male Characters - Jim HalpertImagine going back and watching a tape of your life. You could see yourself change and make mistakes and grow up. You could watch yourself fall in love. Watch yourself become a husband. Become a father. You guys gave that to me and that’s an amazing gift.
as beautiful as it is, I think it’s safe to say this quote is over used now
this should be getting more notes :o)
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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